Ode to the World's Pukes

The failures and dropouts, the lamewads and copouts, the losers and cheated, the sorely mistreated, the broken and uncools, the aimless and big fools, the beaten and rejects, the despised and dejects, the stupid and dumbfaced, the laughed at and disgraced, the dorky and hated, the way underrated, the lonely and uncared, the stared at and despaired, the passed-by and destroyed, forever unemployed:

I tip my hat to you for all the days you losers make it through. If uncool is what you do, you’re with me and I’m with you.

The bruised and forgotten, the scumbags and rotten, the cowards and afraid, the always underpaid, the turdbergs and awkwards, the puked on and huge nerds, those with their hearts ripped out and all life’s gears stripped out:

All’s made well on the other side. Last is first on the other side. Justice comes on the other side. So just keep that in mind.

©2005