Penguins
(by Will Helfin, David Loti, Jon Schmidt, & Andy Venuto)

Penguins don’t fly south in the winter. In fact they don’t fly at all. Penguins like to waddle when they walk. And that’s why they don’t run marathons.

Penguin, penguin, penguin, penguin waddle alright. Penguin, penguin, penguin, penguin waddle tonight.

Penguins don’t hang out with polar bears. That’s because they live in different hemispheres. Penguins sometimes dive to catch their fishes. Some kinds stay under for up to seven minutes.

Penguins come in 17 varieties. The emperors are the tallest of the species. Penguins last about 15 to 20 trips around the sun unless a shark or whale comes and eats one.

Penguins like to publish books and play ice hockey. They use Linux on their computers instead of Windows XP. Penguins are always dressed in their tuxedos. And sometimes they’re played by Danny Devito.

©2005