Robot Dentist v1.0

Every town needs a robot dentist-- someone the robots can relate to. 'Cause in the future when robots are in control of man we'll need some leverage to show robots that we’re their friends.

Is a robot dentist a dentist for robots or a robot who’s a dentist? And do robots even have teeth? No one knows.

Every town needs a robot dentist to ask us if we’ve flossed and keep mouths clean. In the future robots will unearth our dental chairs and tools and conclude they were tortuous devices.

This is why we need robot dentists: to ward off robot armies and their contraptual vices. Robot dentists destroyed all robot culanarians, eliminating their tasteless spices.

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