The World's Just So Strange

You can't kill an ant with a microwave, and you can't catch Orion (be a tire) at a disco rave. You can't bring a donkey in to outerspace. The world's just so strange.

You can't get a horse to walk down stairs, and you can't make a monkey be a polar bear. You can't use cream cheese to wash your hair. The world's just so strange.

The world's just so strange. Yeah the world's just so strange. The things I thought I knew I know now turned out to be strange.

You can't use spaghetti to build the Berlin Wall, and you can't throw a taco at a shopping mall. You can't learn Russian from a bowling ball. The world's just so strange.

You can't use ketchup as a limousine, and can't use your dentist to replace your spleen. You can't shave your legs without kerosene. The world's just so strange.

You can't find a word to rhyme with orange, and you can't find a word to rhyme with orange. You can't find a word to rhyme with orange unless that word is orange.

You can't be a ninja 'til you make straight A's, and you can't drive a car 'til you're 28. You can't get this song 'til you've been in my head for at least one day.

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