When Nerds Fall In Love
(by Monica Filgo & David Loti)

My heart is racing at pi cubed meters per nanosecond. My temperature is rising to 3,011 Kelvin. My salivary glands have stopped functioning. But thanks to my eccrine sweat glands my palms are now drowning.

I am a nerd but I am in love.

When nerds fall in love it’s a beautiful thing.

When we gaze in each other’s oculi I feel like I’ve won the spelling bee first prize. The Agapornis sings its loveliest melodies. The Apis mellifera makes its sweetest honey.

Through my thick spectacles my assessment is you’re beautiful

When nerds fall in love it’s a beautiful thing. It’s so special just to watch it happening. When nerds fall in love it’s a beautiful thing.

I love you more than Einstein, Shakespeare, or Pascal, cryptozoology, rocket science, history, and even calculus, chess, ping pong, Sudoku, and also RPG’s. You mean much more to me than a perfect score on my SAT.

My world ameliorates when we are together.

When nerds fall in love it’s a beautiful thing. It’s so special just to watch it happening. When nerds fall in love it’s a beautiful thing. You can see the chemistry between. When nerds fall in love it’s a beautiful thing.

©2006